Manhattan Mayhem as Democrats Face Off Against Vengeful Squirrels and Raccoons on Election Day

<![CDATA[There are reports of mayhem coming in from New York City this Election Day. Rodents of varying sizes, many wearing red caps have swooped down on unsuspecting voters on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. One fleeing voter said the larger creatures were wearing masks over their eyes, she described them as ‘bandits’. The smaller creatures were throwing peanuts and the bigger ones were armed with trash cans.]]>