We Feel SO MUCH Safer Knowing the FBI Is Investigating Offensive Text Messages (Wait, What?!)

<![CDATA[There are a lot of violent criminal illegal aliens in the country right now, and we’re sure there are other dangerous criminals the FBI could be investigating. They probably have a potential mass shooter or two on their radar, too, but don’t worry. They’re making sure we’re all safe from — wait for it — offensive text messages.]]>